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Post by Glenn on Aug 4, 2011 9:51:07 GMT -6
Somebody had this on Facebook and I busted a gut laughing:
Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
When Welfare was introduced, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
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Post by George on Aug 5, 2011 15:49:56 GMT -6
You forgot a line!
"Now the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land to China."
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